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  • gcgonewild
    04-29 04:23 PM
    Pappu,

    Just called all Senators

    The Phone number of last few senators is wrong.

    Please change 244 to 224.




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  • swo
    07-20 01:22 PM
    It makes me laugh. Everyone screams and jumps up and down that they can't be part of a 750,000 person flood to USCIS.

    And then they get that right.

    And then they get all mad that they have to wait for their EADs.

    I don't see how USCIS could ever make anyone happy!




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  • mrajatish
    04-26 10:00 AM
    On a side note, some countries have treaty with US where there SS/Medicare is moved to the SS/Medicare systems in these countries. If India/China had these treaties, we would be well served. Instead of asking the US govt. to fix the problem, we should push our governments to solve this - I believe NASSCOMM has been trying something like this.

    And this is a completely separate issue from getting GC here, if you want GC here, you should focus on getting that instead of getting your SS back. However, there might be a percentage who wants to go back after 6 years in H1 and they should form an alliance and push the Indian/Chinese/other govts to act on their behalf to get their money back.

    It is important that we get a single message across to law makers now - reduce Green card wait times and make employees less dependent on the whims of the employers regardless of your category of application and country of birth.



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  • ramus
    07-06 02:47 PM
    We should learn something from USCIS.. If they have worked hard for 48 hours on last weekend, we should work more this weekend and do whatever we can to help core members.
    __________________________________________________ ______________



    More important is the last 48 hrs where they processed 25000 cases
    AT-WILL.

    Ohh this guy has a good first name - 485 granted.
    Ohh this guy married twice,needs money - 485 granted.
    Ooh this girl doesnt look good - 485 denied.
    Ooh this girl has excellent looks - 485 granted.
    Ooh This couple stayed EUROPE not so loyal - 485 denied.

    and so on and so forth....




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  • JunRN
    08-19 07:47 PM
    Unfortunately, there isn't a fast lane for nurses. If your PD is April 31, 2007, my advise to you is to monitor the monthly Visa Bulletin and once your PD becomes current, you will know that it is just a few months ahead. For now, with the current turn of events, without the fast lane for nurses, you are looking at two years of waiting.



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  • kaisersose
    07-20 01:36 PM
    The important thing is, not all BEC cases are alive today. Most people moved on to PERM. On the flip side, some newbies took advantage of substituted Labor, but I am guessing the count is not very high.

    So if we have 150K BEC + 144K PERM, then in reality, the total 485 primary applicants will be < (150K + 144K).

    More like 200K, I would think. Including spouses and foreign born kids, the number would be 400K (as not all primaries are married).

    Add some more applicants from eb1, etc., who do not require Labors and the number should not exceed half a million in total including dependants. But again, we are speculating. In reality, the total may be less than half a million or more.

    Assuming DOS and USCIS are efficient and use up all 140K visas each year, all of us should have GCs in < 4 years. The per country quota may cause some trouble, which may require adjusting the timeframe a little bit, but not much.




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  • singhsa3
    09-12 01:37 PM
    At least I won't give u red dots if you can enlighten us how to get us out of this mess. And yes, we do want our green card so I don't think we can stop the process or stop spending money on that. Also please advise us how to bring all 70K people under one umbrella?
    I dont mind getting Red Dots, But please, for god's sake. Stop doing this fruitless campaign. Do you guys think Giving a Clock or sending flowers solved earlier problems. Enough of this Gandhiian ways. This country is not good for people like Gandhi. May be Flower campaign got noticed and created a whole new experience for the USCIS, but i dont think it really helped them do anything in our favor. Already, folks here are wasting their money, year after year, on their EADs and APs for them and their family. Just think for a second guys, It costs us 1000 $ to maintain status on AOS and visit our family and this is going on indefinitely for our years now. USCIS/Congress does not want to do anything about this, They are happy to get the revenue. Even if you think a minimum of 200,000 people spending 1000 $ an year, it is 200,000,000 $. Iam not even considering the amount they spent on other things like H1B extension, H4s..... Just think about the Dollars they are making on this Green Card SCAM. Accept it or not, it is indirectly affecting our lives, even though, GC is not really important for lot of folks. Iam one such person, I have a good client and a decent employer and iam with the same folks for 9 years and they are happy extending my H1b at their cost. But still, this whole GC game, is sometimes disturbing. They are playing with our emotions and our loved ones. So, GUYS we need to take a bigger and bolder step. To me, Calling people, sending flowers and letters explaining the situation makes no sense. Do you think, those guys dont really know about our situation. Let us a make a bold move. We are 70,000 folks just here in ImmigrationVoice. Let us compile a letter,that pushes USCIS/Congress on improving the condition. As long as they get those EXTRA Dollars, i dont think anything is going to happen. Even if they remove the provision to apply for GC while on H1B, it is good for us, for we will know that in advance and can plan on shaping our future better, instead of this false promise and emotional torture. I think even AILA or other Lawyers are useless. They dont want to do anything for us. All they do is, interpret the LAW , and explain us in the way we can understand. They dont take steps to fight for the justice. All they care is the money. So let us make our point clear to USCIS, we dont want to waste money on EADs and APs and H1B extensions. To me, it should be free of cost, since it is their problem that they dont work efficiently. Why should we pay 1000s of dollars for their inefficiency. let us all 70,000 work together in sending a letter to USCIS or Congress that We are not willing to spend any more money on the GC knowing that we are not going to get it anyway. Unless, we do something like this, the real impact of our situation will never get noticed. Again, our main aim should be to let them know about our situation and not just that IV is a group that will send flowers, to express its presence.



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  • CADude
    11-21 10:05 PM
    If you are beyond 6 years and I-485 denied then applicant is doomed weather you are in H1 or EAD. Only route is MTR. My attorney confirmed it.

    She suggest unless MTR get open. You should not even work to avoid the issues.

    So it does depend attorney to attorney. I don't think we have any case examples in either senarios. So bottom-line, do whatever you feel correct and make you happy. :)

    Personally, I think RG is seems more logical. If you use EAD your H1 becomes invalid. No one revokes but it happens. Similarly, H1 becomes invalid as underline petition get denied.


    Not really h1b is a different track all together. If 485 is denied and the denial is final - person is still free to work till h1b expires thats why lawyers say h1b is safer




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  • chisinau
    08-05 04:17 PM
    hi! i am a physical therapist on h1b...all this news abt retrogression is too scary...i had a few qs:
    what is the scenario for someone like me who would file I-140 in the next couple of months?
    what are the chances of Schedule A being alloted additional visa numbers in the next 2 years?
    how much wait time would be expected under EB 3 category for India for someone whose priority date wud b oct or nov'07???
    thanks

    Hi!
    I'm RN outside the US:cool:

    I will try to answer on your second question first. Shumer/Hutchinson amendment is the only our chanse for now. Try hammond law group, or shusterman, you will find info about it there. Shortly, it is the second try of Mr.Shumer and Ms. Hutchinson to amend an "Omnibous Bill" with a favorable for nurses and PT amendment. It would provide all schedule "A" with 61000 visas! If it is passed, we will be in chocolate:D , I mean you will get your GC in approximately 6-8 months (or a year). Nobody knows what are the chanses! My opinion that we have 50% that such a bill will be attached, and than we again have 50% that it will be passed and signed by Bush, before the end of the year.:rolleyes: If we are not lucky we would not see any favorable bills till after the elections of president and senate, late 2009(!).:mad:

    Under EB3(if no schedule "A", and there is no other favorable changes in immigration law),and you are from India, you will have to wait forewer (10 years or so)! But if you are in the US, and you will be able to file I485, DO IT!

    My advise is: file I140 as soon as possible, not sure about the avilability of premium processing, if you can, then use it also, if you can file I140 and I485 concurently - DO IT! I'm not familiar with procedures for PT, maybe you will find information here:

    http://hammondlawgroup.blogspot.com/
    http://shusterman.com/toc-ahp.html
    http://shusterman.com/toc-rn.html
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4817



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  • ssss
    08-11 05:45 PM
    ssss,
    I mean did your employer sent you the approval copy or the Online status changed ? The reason i'm asking this question because lot of times the Online status never changes for 3-4 months from 'Pending' to 'Approved'. When did you file your EB3 140 at NSC ? i filed in May 2007 - pending for 15 months by now.

    Would you mind if i ask you when you've seen the LUD change before approval ?

    Thanks for your time !

    I didnot have any LUDs on my I-140, On 08/08 I recd the approval email directly. The only LUD on my case was early this year when I filed AR-11. My employer did not send the letters, I was still convincing them to sign. My application was filed at TSC on 07/30/07 concurrent.
    HTH




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  • royus77
    05-30 06:37 PM
    My H1 is be going to expire on 29 June 2007 ( Visa stamp in Passport and I 94 Card) . My company applied H1 extension and i got the receipt . The DMV refused to extend my license and they are asking for the approval notice ..Any one had similar experience & any alternatives ....have to pay myself for the PP ..so want to take advise b4 upgrading

    Thanks
    Roy



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  • immig4me
    09-02 08:29 AM
    I'm only posting a response cause my response is sad and funny at same time. No one's beat me yet???

    Came in Dec 1990
    Been on various visas including F1 (grad and undergrad) and H1.
    Didn't get to file GC till 2007 unfortunately...

    You beat every one hands down... it shows your incredible character if you can look at the situation and find it funny....

    Came in 2000
    10 years and waiting




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  • nk2006
    10-24 03:05 PM
    Seems like there are more such cases - there is a news item on this topic yesterday on www.immigration-law.com with the title "10/23/2008: Increasing Customer Reports of Denial of AC-21 Ported I-485 Applications Without NOID by USCIS Upon Petitioner's Withdrawal of Approved I-140 Petitions"

    Seems like they too dont know whether its related to untrained USCIS staff's mistake or some other issue.



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  • trueguy
    03-03 03:40 PM
    Looks like MDix is making fun of EB3-I bcoz current law doesn't allow any spillover for EB3-I category. Damn you MDix.




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  • mohanty99
    07-18 10:56 PM
    This seems very unfair to people who had earlier PDs (2004 & 2005) and who have waited so many years to file. Now, people with PDs in 2007 will jump ahead of them in the queue just because of this fiasco, juts because they filed earlier. :confused:



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  • mirage
    05-01 09:31 AM
    I liked the way somebody in the committee pointed out that a Foreigner interacts with only one agency that is the USCIS and the service we provide them is shameful.




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  • priti8888
    07-23 06:39 PM
    Same thing came in my mind too....
    it must be EB2 or a Schulde A nurse

    anyway it good to know that someone got GC...

    we are EB3 India---




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  • abracadabra
    07-06 01:29 PM
    Lets see how this rumours comes out




    pappu
    08-06 11:17 AM
    I checked with IV core and few attorneys regarding this issue. You will need the consent of the employer since we are dealing with I-140 petition. Please speak to your HR and try convincing them to support you. We are not asking USCIS to expedite our cases. All we are asking is follow the FIFO and process cases in an orderly manner.

    Please do not be afraid of approaching your HR for help.

    You are working for the company and helping the company grow and HR should support you in immigration matters.
    Support from employers will go a long way in making your cases strong, whether it is writing to USCIS or lawmakers.




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